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Why was Jessica Alba put onto this Earth?

Why did God decide to grace us with Jessica Alba? Ah, touche, ArmyWife......2 more hours until i can answer some more questions with that great answer

Public Comments

1. Clint Eastwood
2. To be mine, and we shall become as one.
3. God doesn't put us here. A fertilized egg does. Her mother just happened to get pregnant with her.
4. shes hot. thats why.
5. To give men something else to jack off to....
6. So lonely adolescent boys will have something to think about while they are 'beating the bishop'!
7. What a shame she has herpes.
8. Because some men were born with a very dangerous disease called dry mouth, and they are unable to chew and eat properly because they have no saliva, so god created this angel of mercy in human form for the sole purpose of getting these poor unfortunate souls to Drool. God bless Jessica Alba for her work in saving so many men in these desperate times.
9. To give guys someone to fantasise about when they with they partner and struggling to perform (I'm joking girls.....)
10. I reckon it's because... you know how a few years ago (or maybe still now), Brad Pitt was a woman's hottness scale to rate guys. e.g.: "Heis hotter than Brad Pitt!" I think Jessica alba is that, only she the guys' hottness scale for ladies.
11. Watch her videos at http://www.awesomeandhot.com/q/jessica+alba